4 line films: The Stepford Wives

The wives of Stepford have a secret, so proclaims the poster
Their men have turned them into robots, using pieces of a toaster
Now they are a model of mindless, vacuous, smiling charm
But if you leave them unattended they set off the smoke alarm

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